Daniel Jared (Deej) Ellis was born on a winter day in Los Angeles. This California birth explains his green sympathies and is the driving force behind him driving a Prius.
Dan is a Capricorn and enjoys a good mustache. Also enjoys having a mustache. It goes well with his ginger mullet. Dan is the quintessential classy man. He's right up there with Clark Gable and Tom Selleck. Another reason he drives a Prius. Because being classy is good for the environment.
double mustache reference = slander. also, eww.
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